Remember the Soviet Union? They decided to quit after watching a DeltaForce marathon on Satellite TV Guns don't kill people. Chuck Norris kills people. Guns don't kill people. Chuck Norris kills people Chuck Norris flew his first paper airplane when he was 4 years old. It landed yesterday Chuck Norris originally appeared in the "Street Fighter II" video game, but was removed by Beta Testers because every button caused him to do a roundhouse kick. When asked bout this "glitch," Norris replied, "That's no glitch."

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